People My Brother Jim's Brother Charlie Looks Like #4: Raiders of the Lost Archives

Another nostalgic offering from the Searchlight back catalogue courtesy of Sean, who trawled through thousands of sealed crates in a government warehouse to retrieve it. Bureaucratic fools! They didn't know what they had there.

I can in fact claim one genuine similarity to Harrison Ford - an almost identical scar on the chin from when I fell off a table as a child. Okay, not very heroic but I doubt his story is any more impressive. I do admire Harrison Ford though - he's achieved a lot for someone without a recognisable first name. And his progress from rakish Han Solo to monolith of moral fortitude has been nothing short of astounding. Nobody can point a finger in righteous anger with as much gravitas as Harrison. Except possibly Charlton Heston - but then again, he'd most likely be pointing a gun.